Why would any Grownup bother watching Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones, Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw, Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes and Kristin Davis as Charlotte York in Sex and the City 2, when an over 50 knows how to stay home and do it themselves?

10 things a FiftyandFurthermore knows about Sex:

1. Their bedroom or local hotel is as good as anything in Abu Dhabi, a lot cheaper and easier to get to.

2. Stilettos are more comfortable lying down than standing up.

3. Liza Minnelli may be good, in Sex And the City, but gotta’ admit it, Judy Garland was better forever. (Unfortunately, Liza has had to live with the knowledge).

4. Biting, nibbling, touching, caressing are great parts of Sex.

5. Every mom (and dad) needs a breather. Date nights are a must.

6. Good sex is good sex whatever your gender preference.

7. Menopause does not mean men-o-pause. There are many aids and lubes available to keep your body going and your vagina moist.

8. Sex is more than penetration and Mopy Dicks are normal sometimes.

9. Sexy is how you feel, not only how you look.

10. Sexy, sensual, juicy heat up the bedroom sex exists even if you are no longer an acrobat.